The Denmark Gossip December 15, 2011
Denmark is a place riddled with problems. People are going crazy—kidnappings are taking place, anger and guilt are always present, murders are occurring with regularity, and death is looming around every street corner. It may sound like a horrible place to some, but for journalists like me, it is a dream! There is always something new to talk about in this city.
A young man by the name of Hamlet seems to be the center of all the drama. This epic tale began when Hamlet’s uncle, Claudius, killed his brother. This tragic event started Hamlet on a downward spiral of depression, which he is still facing. There have also been reports of Hamlet being crazy. Word on the street is that he has been spotted talking to himself late at night, but when I asked him about this incident he swore to me that he was speaking to the ghost of his late father. Crazy? I think yes. Hamlet also told me that the ghost informed him that Claudius was the one who killed his father, which was huge news for Hamlet. Knowing this made Hamlet extremely mad and he stated that he was going to get Claudius. Prior to going a wee bit crazy, Hamlet was in love with a girl named Ophelia, who was the daughter of Polonius. Yes, she WAS the daughter of Polonius. Hamlet’s crazed mindset led to him killing Polonius, which only made things throughout Elsinore much worse. Ophelia, Hamlet’s ex-lover, found out about the news of her father’s death and went a little loopy herself. She became so angry, that she ended up dying by drowning. For the sake of his own safety, Claudius had Hamlet sent to England.
Recently, it was confirmed to me that Hamlet never made it to England. Before he could get there, he was kidnapped by pirates. These pirates had peg legs, eye patches, and yes even hooks. Word has it that Hamlet is currently on his way back to Denmark with the pirates. I have a feeling that something BIG is going to happen upon his return. All of Denmark will just have to wait and see, but The Denmark Gossip will be sure to keep the public informed. Purchase next week’s paper and by then hopefully I will be able to fill you in on the rest of the story.
Until we meet again....
Edited by Michael Ryan
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Denmark is a place riddled with problems. People are going crazy—kidnappings are taking place, anger and guilt are always present, murders are occurring with regularity, and death is looming around every street corner. It may sound like a horrible place to some, but for journalists like me, it is a dream! There is always something new to talk about in this city.
A young man by the name of Hamlet seems to be the center of all the drama. This epic tale began when Hamlet’s uncle, Claudius, killed his brother. This tragic event started Hamlet on a downward spiral of depression, which he is still facing. There have also been reports of Hamlet being crazy. Word on the street is that he has been spotted talking to himself late at night, but when I asked him about this incident he swore to me that he was speaking to the ghost of his late father. Crazy? I think yes. Hamlet also told me that the ghost informed him that Claudius was the one who killed his father, which was huge news for Hamlet. Knowing this made Hamlet extremely mad and he stated that he was going to get Claudius. Prior to going a wee bit crazy, Hamlet was in love with a girl named Ophelia, who was the daughter of Polonius. Yes, she WAS the daughter of Polonius. Hamlet’s crazed mindset led to him killing Polonius, which only made things throughout Elsinore much worse. Ophelia, Hamlet’s ex-lover, found out about the news of her father’s death and went a little loopy herself. She became so angry, that she ended up dying by drowning. For the sake of his own safety, Claudius had Hamlet sent to England.
Recently, it was confirmed to me that Hamlet never made it to England. Before he could get there, he was kidnapped by pirates. These pirates had peg legs, eye patches, and yes even hooks. Word has it that Hamlet is currently on his way back to Denmark with the pirates. I have a feeling that something BIG is going to happen upon his return. All of Denmark will just have to wait and see, but The Denmark Gossip will be sure to keep the public informed. Purchase next week’s paper and by then hopefully I will be able to fill you in on the rest of the story.
Until we meet again....
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